I was playing video games in the dark and suddenly my brother comes in and starts talking to me, but I wasn’t expecting it. I don’t look up from the game but I scream and almost cry but never once do I leave the game. 

let’s just hope that if a murderer or something breaks into my house it’s never while i’m in front of my computer 

praisebetohelix:

chyphens:

gifboss:

Comfortable

kittens why

Kitten in a blanket made of other kittens.

praisebetohelix:

chyphens:

gifboss:

Comfortable

kittens why

Kitten in a blanket made of other kittens.

zerostop:

whenever i see this gif

image

i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

jessicaslittledreamworld:

rnoon-beam:

if someone tells you you’re beautiful, you tell them they are too. if someone says they love you, decide if they mean it before you say it in return. if a boy tells you he’d date you if you didn’t smoke, light a cigarette and walk away. if your mother screams at you because she’s had a bad day, close your eyes and leave her to her anger. if last nights lover doesn’t call you back, do not cry and blame yourself.

This is important

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

HI GUYS! GIVEAWAY TIME: KRAWK DAY EDITION!

zombiecheesecake:

In honor of Krawk Day, I’m hosting a giveaway! It’s not a super big one, but I just thought people might like a little pick me up.

RULES:

  • Two entries only: One like & One Reblog
  • You DONT have to follow me; this is a giveaway not a ploy
  • Please have your inbox open once winners are announced
  • Giveaway ends 4/21

PRIZES:

  1. Pirate Krawk MP + Purple PB
  2. Pirate Krawk MP + Electric Blue PB
  3. Pirate Krawk MP

Good luck you guys, and Happy Krawk Day!

methhomework:

iwishihadafather:

Frequently asked questions

is he gay

thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

indie-moonlight:

beben-eleben:

Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds. Save the Planet, Kill Yourself.

^ this comment at the end is powerful and accurate

that’s actually super effective because by killing yourself with these cigarettes and their related ailments you’re not only helping the environment by planting trees but also by removing  the largest contributor to carbon emissions - people

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

indie-moonlight:

beben-eleben:

Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds.
Save the Planet, Kill Yourself.

^ this comment at the end is powerful and accurate

that’s actually super effective because by killing yourself with these cigarettes and their related ailments you’re not only helping the environment by planting trees but also by removing  the largest contributor to carbon emissions - people

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014